I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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