I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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