But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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