wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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