i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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