Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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