u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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