is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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