I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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