put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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