I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
