wake up i wanna do it froggy style
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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