"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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