The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
