Non-Jews are for practice
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
babies were throwing up all over the place
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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