All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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