I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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