She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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