he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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