I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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