Just cropdusted the office
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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