Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize
