i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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