yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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