i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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