Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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