I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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