I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize
