Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Can Purell be used as lube?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
