Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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