it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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