Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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