I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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