Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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