SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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