am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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