I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Randomize
