I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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