wanna go halves on a baby?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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