I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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