Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
