well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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