It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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