I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
