'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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