Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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