stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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