he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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