i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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