did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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