Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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